commanderinqueef:

spread your buttcheeks and fly

(via microwavepizzaoven)

puckermanfabray:

lets play “which download link is the real one”

(via overplayedsong)

amouremeline:

f is for friends who dont talk to you

u is for ur alone

n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home 

(Source: slimed, via thelordofthebutts)

#based god  #lil b  #based  #cooking  #swag  #rare  #legendary  #bitch mob  

precipitates:

shall i compare thee to a summer’s day

thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away

(via milfandcookies)

microwavepizzaoven:

if you think about it, a butt is just a poop rocket launcher.